Scarlett Johansson sex “tape”?

question

Scarlett, there’s an audio tape on the Interweb supposed to be you giving some lucky fella a hummer. Any truth to that, and if so, who’s the guy?

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answer

Giggle. Sure, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it’s true. I talked it over with my agent, and we decided it was a good time for me to get in on the ’sex tape’ bandwagon, lol. An audio clip gives me all the plausible deniability I need and makes for a much faster download than some grainy video. The production values on this thing are superb. You can hear every little sound I make. It’s going to spread like a virus. Look for a Japanese version in a few days. The guy was — ummmm — Jared Leto, of course — :)

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