celebrity dream network

Britney, Camille Paglia just called you a “backstreet floozie“. Any response?

“I’m a 25-year old dropout mother of 2 from the friggin’ Bayou, who is currently leading the whole planet around by its nose with my vagina. If you can’t see the delicious, pro-feminist irony in that, you’re just out of touch. I got a billion uniques today, bitch! WTF did you do?”

Congratulations, Michael. How’s it feel to have a hate crime named after you?

“Aw, thanks, man… I’m besides myself…oh, jeeez… everybody dreams about this sort of thing happening to them, but you never, ever imagine… [sniffles]… I’m humbled, yeah…. that’s what I am, humbled. Bon voyage, ‘Going Kramer‘, Godspeed and welcome to the American lexicon!”