celebrity dream network

Jessica, according to a recent poll, you are one of the top 5 former TV stars American men most want to see do porn. Why do you think that might be?

“LOL. Short answer: cuz I’m a skank hoe… lolol. America watched me grow up as Mary Camden, smalltown preacher’s daughter on 7th Heaven. For more than 10 years you watched me skirt personal disasters of all sorts. For more than 10 years, you watched a dumb, hot chick with no street smarts dance near the edge. What my so-called ‘fans’ really wanted was to see me become the town crack whore. Unfortunately, the 7th Heaven story line didn’t leave much room for really bad things to happen to any of us. Sorry to disappoint you. However, because I am so much smarter than any of you imagine, I am going to keep teasing you with the possibility that you might one day get to see me stuffed with cock. I’m going to keep making stupid little movies, and giving you a peek of my nipples for $1 million a pop. In 5 years, I’ll be set for the rest of my life, and you’ll still be a loser.”

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