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Aishwarya, you are a former Miss World, you have even been called the most beautiful woman on earth. Since winning the Miss World title in 1994, your star has climbed even higher as one of Bollywood’s hottest talents. Last week in Toronto, you premiered Guru, your latest film. And it has recently been announced that you are engaged to Abhishek Bachchan. Congratulations.

You recently faced some negative publicity when a lawyer in India (Shailendra Dwivedi) filed an obscenity charge against you and co-star Hrithik Roshan, for a kiss you exchanged in Dhoom2. Mr. Dwivedi wrote in his petition to the courts “Dhoom2 lowered the dignity of Indian women and gave an obscene message to India’s youth.”

As you face these disturbing charges at home, you must wish to turn your attention instead to planning your wedding and to happier subjects. It cannot please you now, at a time when your propriety and honor as an Indian woman have been called into question, to see your image profaned upon the web. Your name is a popular search term these days, but so are searches like Aishwarya Rai topless, Aishwarya Rai boobs, Aishwarya Rai tits, Aishwarya Rai sex, Aishwarya Rai naked and Aishwarya Rai porn.

It goes without saying that the images we find of you are all faked. But tell us how it feels to be so exposed?

“First I want to say thanks very much your good wedding wish. Abhishek and I are very happy. We are blessed that our engagement announcement has coincided with the release of the latest box office numbers for Guru… and I can tell you they are very good. To answer your question, I feel very proud to represent the women of India. We have a tradition of modesty in India, which I respect very much, both on and off the screen. However, it is also true that the world is changing. The prospects for the Indian economy have never looked better. Our people are well-trained, talented and eager to participate in the global marketplace. As an actress and a representative of India’s entertainment industry, I want to do everything in my power to bring our Bollywood productions the attention they deserve. If that means accepting that the Web is going to be filled with photochops of my face on the naked bodies of other women, so be it. Neither will I be intimidated by the likes of Mr. Dwivedi, who represents in India what his type represent in all the nations of the world… fear.

“Her innovation, power and pursuit of excellence were a perfect match for us. That relationship is now official and we’re in the mood to celebrate. So for the remainder of 2006, register a new .COM domain name at GoDaddy.com(R) for just $5.99/year!” — so sayeth Mr. Bob Parsons of Danica Patrick

Danica, 2 part question for you. Clearly Bob is in a really good mood… he’s dropping his prices, there’s talk of celebration and of relationships becoming more “official”. What the hell is going on with you two over there? The second question is are you gonna be in the GoDaddy Super Bowl ads next month? Any chance of seeing you and Candice Michelle naked in a hot tub together? I guess that’s 3 questions, lol

“Bob Parsons and I are inseparable! When I wake up in the morning, it seems there’s always one or more of his books on my nightstand, lol. But seriously, I’m really excited about the coming year and my role in GoDaddy’s marketing plans. As for what those plans are, I can’t let any cats out of the bag just yet. But you can be sure it will be memorable. As for me and Candice Michelle, I’ll ask her and get back to you.”