Hook, Federline and Sinker
LOL, Kevin… was it a good ride, man?
Dude, I knew it wasn’t gonna last forever, you feel me. If I was gonna break out and be a big rapper, I would have done it by now. Right? I was just trying to hit that biznatch as much as possible, eat caviar and sit by the pool as long as I could. Peace.
November 8th, 2006 at 10:21 am
I don’t think getting dumped by Britney Spears is like regular getting dumped. There’s a whole cascade of loveliness in store for Mr. Federline as he begins his descent into obscurity. It won’t take more than a few thousand bucks a month to sustain his “beer and pizza by the pool” lifestyle. And he’ll have that. It behooves the Spears organization to keep this guy afloat. When this type of ex hits the skids, the first thing they do is go to the tabloids and all sorts of secret pictures and voice message recordings and letters start to turn up for cash. This bozo will be kept. And in his keptness, there will be lots of sex with strippers and other pleasures attendant to being “The Former Mr. Britney Spears”. Do not feel sorry for him. Have you seen what strippers in Hollywood look like? This divorce may actually raise the quality of Federline’s take-home, especially as busy as Britney gets, what with all that rehearsing and working-out, lol.
November 8th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
[…] “Dude, I knew it wasn’t gonna last forever, you feel me. If I was gonna break out and be a big rapper, I would have done it by now. Right? I was just trying to hit that biznatch as much as possible, eat caviar and sit by the pool as long as I could… @ […]
November 16th, 2006 at 12:31 am
[…] Britney’s fans recoiled in disbelief at the news that she had filed for divorce from husband (and baby’s poppa) Kevin Federline. Kevin was quoted on the Celebrity Dream Network as having said: “Dude, I knew it wasn’t gonna last forever, you feel me. If I was gonna break out and be a big rapper, I would have done it by now. Right? I was just trying to hit that biznatch as much as possible… divorce […]
November 18th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
[…] Britney, the why’s and wherfore’s of the sex tape must be a mudane topic for you by now. So rather than bore you with more questions about the sex you’ve had in the past, lol, lemme ask you instead about the sex of the present. So, who’s doin’ ya, babe? […]