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Britney, Camille Paglia just called you a “backstreet floozie“. Any response?

“I’m a 25-year old dropout mother of 2 from the friggin’ Bayou, who is currently leading the whole planet around by its nose with my vagina. If you can’t see the delicious, pro-feminist irony in that, you’re just out of touch. I got a billion uniques today, bitch! WTF did you do?”

Britney, you must be bored senseless by all this sex tape bullshit by now. So no more questions about the sex you’ve had in the past, lol. Lemme ask you instead about the sex of the present and future. So, who’s doin’ ya, babe?

“I’m very pleased to report that none other than Mr. Jason Trawick has been curling my toes for the last 2 months. OMFG, did I really say that! ”

Source: britneydoesit.com
Image Source: Britney Spears Gallery