celebrity dream network

Congratulations, Michael. How’s it feel to have a hate crime named after you?

“Aw, thanks, man… I’m besides myself…oh, jeeez… everybody dreams about this sort of thing happening to them, but you never, ever imagine… [sniffles]… I’m humbled, yeah…. that’s what I am, humbled. Bon voyage, ‘Going Kramer‘, Godspeed and welcome to the American lexicon!”

Britney, you must be bored senseless by all this sex tape bullshit by now. So no more questions about the sex you’ve had in the past, lol. Lemme ask you instead about the sex of the present and future. So, who’s doin’ ya, babe?

“I’m very pleased to report that none other than Mr. Jason Trawick has been curling my toes for the last 2 months. OMFG, did I really say that! ”

Source: britneydoesit.com
Image Source: Britney Spears Gallery