Balling the Belle
Jessica, you had terrible acne once. You’ve told America your story of hopelessness and despair, and it seems you’ve really struck a chord. Recent polls indicate you have a higher popularity among American women in the “Roseanne” demographic than any other starlet in your hotness category. How do you account for this?
“It makes me blush to answer that, ’cause I do not wanna come across as snotty in any way… But, you know I think it has to do with the fact that I show my pain. I really have pain, don’t misunderstand. What I am talking about is that little hint of ‘I just composed myself from crying’ thing they do for me with makeup. That’s fucking priceless.”
