Anna Nicole Smith Pregnant
It is being whispered by “insiders” that Anna Nicole Smith may have gotten pregnant using the help of a friend, but now the friend wants money and involvement in the child’s life. “Anna’s freaking out because she got pregnant by this guy, who’s now saying, ‘I want money and access to the kid,’” an insider tells our Gatecrashing colleague, Ben Widdicombe. I’m hoping this isn’t true, because God forbid the fate of a human being actually be left in the hands of Anna Nicole Smith. Leave her unsupervised for a single afternoon and by the end of the day there’d be a baby stuffed in the toaster and Anna wondering why there’s a loaf of bread in the crib.
Okay, Anna… how much and what kinds of sex did you have to give the old geezer? Much props, by the way to a smart business lady.
“Oh, hey… thanks. That means a lot coming from you. To be honest, it wasn’t really all that much sex at all. When we met, all he wanted to do was feel my boobs all the time, so I let him. After that, there were just a handful of non-penetrative acts, and I let him kiss — just kiss — my coochie all of once. We never actually did it, lol.
